"I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries."
☠ Chelsea. ☠
In a relationship.
Liberal. Agnostic. Feminist.
Only I can define my self-proclaimed labels and only to myself do I hold their meanings.
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Follow your bliss.
Best part of moving: new furniture and MERTBERLLS!! #ikea #legolandoffurniture #scandinavia #moving #swedishmeatballs #lingonberry #foodporn (Taken with Instagram at IKEA)
I had my phone interview with Aveda today. I think it went pretty good minus the like 5 questions where I froze up cuz Dave was in the room and I got nervous. I guess I’ll just have to wait to find out. Obviously I hope it works cuz I want a job but especially cuz Aveda’s like a super cool company that’s all natural and like super involved with saving the environment.
Also, I really want to have a Leonardo DiCaprio movie marathon.
I’m going to Ikea later today. I love Ikea. Its like the Legoland of furniture stores. And Dave’s only been once with me and we were rushed getting our bedframe and today I get to show the store to him. It was such a like big moment in my life last time though; it like defined me beginning adulthood, I went to Ikea with my loverman and we bought OUR first piece of OUR furniture.
Before Ikea I’m gonna get all done up pinup like and we’re gonna go to the weekly car show around the corner from our studio.
After Ikea we’re going to Dave & Buster’s for a friend’s birthday. Excitement!
I also have gay shit to do like go to Happy Veggie and collect my tip money and officially break things off with them. And unpack more cuz it NEVER FUCKING ENDS. And then I gotta call AT&T and bitch a lot.
Blech, I just realized my birthday is in less than ten days and the fall semester start in ten days. Definitely doesn’t feel like summer’s almost over but that’s the truth so I hope all of you make the best of these last couple weeks!
P.S. I love coffee beverages, but I hate how they leave you needing to constantly piss all fuckin day.
This is pretty much me right now. Except on meth. Cuz its 4am and I’m in the process of rearranging my furniture and assembling the shit I bought at Ikea today.
I love Ikea. So much. I got a meatball plate. It was wonderful.
Point is, I’m the tweaked out version of this homie.
I seriously think something is wrong with me.